Clay's Column

College Football Needs a Commissioner

College football is the most nakedly self-interested of all the sports we love. 

That's why it's failings are the most human, the most susceptible to special interest capture, the least logical, a banana football republic.

Most sports have a common interest that unites them in pursuit of a common pot of championship gold, college football does not.

Think about the sports you love for a minute, it's easy for the NFL, the NBA, Major League Baseball, the NHL, hell, even college basketball to decide upon an egalitarian method of crowning a champion.

Why?

Because in their essence these are all benevolent dictatorships on a yearly quest to distribute money to winners. 

Clay's Previous Columns

May 15, 2012 - What if Television Executives Could Set up a 16 Team Football Super Conference?

May 14, 2012 - How Crushing Would a Florida State -- Miami Departure Be to the ACC?

May 11, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Breastfeeding Moms Edition

May 10, 2012 - Conference Expansion Will Not Die: What's Next For the Big 12 and Florida State?

May 09, 2012 - Coach Cal Cartoon Turns Kentucky In to Middle East

May 08, 2012 - Could Big East Basketball Schools Form a Catholic League?

May 07, 2012 - Top Rated Sports Talk Stations in the Nation: March 2012

May 04, 2012 - Teabagging Victim, Garrison Stamp, Files Lawsuit Against Krystal, Teabagger

May 04, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Awkward Quarterback Picture Edition

May 03, 2012 - Jim Delany's Playoff Plan Makes No Sense

May 02, 2012 - Sarah Phillips and the Big Con of Internet Sportswriting

Apr 30, 2012 - What Would Four-Team Playoff Have Looked Like in BCS Era?

Apr 27, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Ryan Tannehill Outkicks His Coverage

Apr 26, 2012 - College Football Playoff Arrives

Apr 25, 2012 - How Much Is A Four-Team Playoff Worth?

Apr 24, 2012 - An Open Letter from Derek Dooley's Orange Pants

Apr 22, 2012 - Why Not Houston and Nashville For Semifinal Games?

Apr 20, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Jessica Dorrell in Playboy Edition

Apr 19, 2012 - Two Black Football Players Sue "The Bachelor" For Excluding Minorities

Apr 18, 2012 - ESPN Discovers Oregon Football Players Smoke Pot

Apr 17, 2012 - Alabama Fan Contemplates Whether He Would Sleep With Nick Saban

Apr 17, 2012 - Awkward Fan Photos: Tennessee Fan Edition

Apr 13, 2012 - Tony Kornheiser: Sports Media's MVP

Apr 12, 2012 - 21 Lessons Learned from Bobby Petrino