Clay's Column
College Football Needs a Commissioner

College football is the most nakedly self-interested of all the sports we love.
That's why it's failings are the most human, the most susceptible to special interest capture, the least logical, a banana football republic.
Most sports have a common interest that unites them in pursuit of a common pot of championship gold, college football does not.
Think about the sports you love for a minute, it's easy for the NFL, the NBA, Major League Baseball, the NHL, hell, even college basketball to decide upon an egalitarian method of crowning a champion.
Why?
Because in their essence these are all benevolent dictatorships on a yearly quest to distribute money to winners.
Clay's Previous Columns
May 15, 2012 - What if Television Executives Could Set up a 16 Team Football Super Conference?
May 14, 2012 - How Crushing Would a Florida State -- Miami Departure Be to the ACC?
May 11, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Breastfeeding Moms Edition
May 10, 2012 - Conference Expansion Will Not Die: What's Next For the Big 12 and Florida State?
May 09, 2012 - Coach Cal Cartoon Turns Kentucky In to Middle East
May 08, 2012 - Could Big East Basketball Schools Form a Catholic League?
May 07, 2012 - Top Rated Sports Talk Stations in the Nation: March 2012
May 04, 2012 - Teabagging Victim, Garrison Stamp, Files Lawsuit Against Krystal, Teabagger
May 04, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Awkward Quarterback Picture Edition
May 03, 2012 - Jim Delany's Playoff Plan Makes No Sense
May 02, 2012 - Sarah Phillips and the Big Con of Internet Sportswriting
Apr 30, 2012 - What Would Four-Team Playoff Have Looked Like in BCS Era?
Apr 27, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Ryan Tannehill Outkicks His Coverage
Apr 26, 2012 - College Football Playoff Arrives
Apr 25, 2012 - How Much Is A Four-Team Playoff Worth?
Apr 24, 2012 - An Open Letter from Derek Dooley's Orange Pants
Apr 22, 2012 - Why Not Houston and Nashville For Semifinal Games?
Apr 20, 2012 - All That and a Bag of Mail: Jessica Dorrell in Playboy Edition
Apr 19, 2012 - Two Black Football Players Sue "The Bachelor" For Excluding Minorities
Apr 18, 2012 - ESPN Discovers Oregon Football Players Smoke Pot
Apr 17, 2012 - Alabama Fan Contemplates Whether He Would Sleep With Nick Saban
Apr 17, 2012 - Awkward Fan Photos: Tennessee Fan Edition
Apr 13, 2012 - Tony Kornheiser: Sports Media's MVP
Apr 12, 2012 - 21 Lessons Learned from Bobby Petrino




