Vandy offensive line coach Herb Hand is a great guy and a fun Twitter follow. You can follow him on Twitter here. But yesterday Hand came face to face with the newest Twitter foil, someone who chose to Tweet obscene insults about his family.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the continued devolution of Twitter discourse. After all, Facebook is rapidly losing its popularity with the idiots out there, and those idiots have to go somewhere on the Internet. Of late they've picked Twitter. And I'm now to the point where I think you should have to pass a basic intelligence test to be allowed to Tweet. 

Recently, the number of people on Twitter who go after wives and kids is downright scary. 

Hell, even the mob leaves families alone.

But some on Twitter have a moral code that would even make mob bosses blush.  

Yesterday @julianbucio, a University of Tennessee fan who happens to be one of 100 or so people I have ever blocked on Twitter because he sent me similar messages attacking my family, Tweeted this to Coach Hand, "dude I think your wife is f---ing someone while you coach your pathetic football team. #slut"

Remember five months ago when a disgraced Bobby Petrino was fired from Arkansas for hiring his mistress and lying about a motorcycle accident?

All is forgiven.

Seriously, everything.

Have you seen John L. Smith's coaching decisions? Petrino tossed him the keys to a porsche and John L. turned the car into a walking lawnmower.

Just five months after Petrino, neck brace in tow, walked off into the Woo Pig Sooie night, he's been redeemed, forgiven, sought after.

Dare we say, lusted after?

Why?

Because it's a seller's market and Petrino has the most valuable coin in the SEC realm, an ability to win no matter where he coaches.

Or who he's sexting.

By Mat Nickovich

I am a college football vagabond. I drift from team to team, player to player, conference to conference because of a deep-seated unwillingness and inability to devote my fandom to a single team. Some say this failure to settle makes me a college football slut, but I disagree.

Last week Arkansas lost to Louisiana-Monroe and a crazy Razorback fan who goes by the YouTube name Liz Honey took the Internet by storm with her Arkansas athem.

Now, she's back.

And not wearing a BBB shirt, "Bring Bobby Back," like one enterprising Razorback fan did at this week's Bama game.

This week she's singing, "Ain't No Stopping Us Now."

Which is a bit ironic considering that's all Alabama did en route to a 52-0 loss.

Usually we wait to debut the entire Starting 11 at once, but this video is so absurd, I figure you need a little pep on your Monday morning to help ease the weekend hangovers.

So, enjoy.

1. It's Razorback song time.

Knoxville, TN

Knoxville was rocking, Neyland Stadium was shaking, and the Vols had just foiled a fake Gator punt and taken over at the UF 47. With a seven point lead and two wide receivers that the Gators had been unable to cover all night, things were finally looking up for Derek Dooley's star crossed Volunteers. After eight long years, the Doolaid had never tasted sweeter. 

And then...

The Voltanic struck an iceberg. 

Tyler Bray was called for intentional grounding, effectively ending the drive before it started. 

The Vols punted into the end zone, Muschamp dodged any consequences from the fake punt, and Trey Burton lined up under center.

A run play was coming, right? 

Handicapping college football isn’t easy. There’s no shortcut to picking winners consistently, let’s not delude ourselves here. Factoring in travel, rivalries, situations, and biases frequently can leave everyone scratching their head the exact same way you would after a blackout experience: Umm, how did I get here and when did things go so wrong? 

Last night we had the tent set up in the backyard because my four-year old wanted to camp outside.

So we went into the tent around eight at night. We had everything we'd need: Scooby Doo snacks, a pair of flashlights, and water bottles. Things went well for about an hour and then we were on our fourth story and my son said he wanted "a really spooky story this time." So I made up a story about a ghost who lost his leg in a whale attack -- I figure why not start a little literary history early? -- and walked around all night long looking for his lost leg. About four minutes into the story my son just flipped out, he climbed out of the covers, made straight for the exit of the tent, sprinted up the back porch stairs, ran up the stairs into the house without stopping to talk to his mom, and curled up in his bed.

When I caught up with him and asked why he was so scared, he said, "Daddy, he might think his leg is in our tent!"

So our beaver pelt trader of the week is Fox, my four year old, because I feel bad about scaring him. But he has a real leg up on "Moby Dick." 

Now on to the mailbag.

Last week Vinnie Verno went 2-1.

Buoyed by massive success, he's back talking trash this week diving into several big games -- not least of which is Florida vs. Tennessee. But Vinnie Verno also dives in with Alabama at Arkansas and Texas at Ole Miss. Who wins and, more importantly, who makes the money?

Dive in below to find out.

When part one of Dixieland Delight: Missouri ended, we were standing on the sidewalk at one in the morning, no cabs in sight with the bars emptying hordes of Georgia and Mizzou fans into the street, and I'd taken to Twitter to send this message:

"Okay, new strategy. 10th and Cherry. First Mizzou person in car, $50 to get us to Days Inn. 4 miles away. Yes, Days Inn. Pimp style."

We needed a ride, badly.

But, first, let me include a bit from Shiloh that I neglected last time.

16. On my first trip to the Shiloh bathroom at around 9:15 a Mizzou fan is throwing up in the toilet.

Another Mizzou fan is completely disgusted. "F---," he says, "a Mizzou fan has already thrown up. Now Georgia fans are going to be saying we can't hang in the SEC." 

This. Was. Awesome. 

Now flash forward, to the three of us standing outside on a street corner in Columbia.  

My Facebook news feed is good for two things:

1)   Arguments about politics.

2)   Arguments about college football.